February 28th, 2012

Gonna make a Bup.
A what? A Bup. What's a Bup?
Bups are box-dudes, yo.

February 27th, 2012

The fifteen year old,
apparently, has taken
a vow of silence.

February 26th, 2012

And so concludeth
three speedy little days with
no children around.

Saturday, February 25th, 2012

Getting used to this
model business. Wish there were
snacks though. Am I right?

Friday, February 24th, 2012

Five sounds should go here,
Seven more go in this spot-
these five wrap it up.

Thursday, February 23rd, 2012

Thao and Vanderslice,
Shredding at Bottom
of the Hill- epic.

February 22nd, 2012

I can't stop thinking
about ways to improve this
whole parenting thing.

February 21st, 2012

Leaving Berkeley soon,
but we will be back before
long, most happily.

February 20th, 2012

I absolutely
am not writing this blog post
while on the toilet.

February 19th, 2012

Berkeley is splendid.
I am feeling less sick and
even more in love.

February 18th, 2012

She takes forever
to leave, but she leaves a nice
looking house, it's true.

February 17th, 2012

Raising teenagers
is easy, like juggling
chainsaws while baking.

February 16th, 2012

Sick to my stomach
and filled with anxiety...
Will vacation help?

February 15th, 2012

No! Not Beverly!
Don't tell her to pack her knives
and go! Not ever!

February 14th, 2012

Am I romantic?
Yes, daily. But less so on
days that I "should" be.

February 13th, 2012

Upcoming events
are rarely as bad as the
anxiousness before.

February 12th, 2012

Lunch on the backporch!
You will be mine every
other week: Yee Haw!

February 11th, 2012

The Fern Canyon Trail
at Van Damme State Park is long
but we kicked its ass.

February 10th, 2012

Childcare for the
teenager as he visits
Grandma with his friend...

February 9th, 2012

Miguel Cabrera
was a steal as the seventh
pick in this year's draft.

February 8th, 2012

This haiku has been
removed due to an excess
of syllables. Le Sigh.

February 7th, 2012

I sat on a stool
and told my peers what I knew
about the budget.

February 6th, 2012

Mondays blog entry
has disappeared somehow, but
at least you get this...

February 5th, 2012

Superbowl Sunday!
This is going to be the
veganest one yet!

February 4th, 2012

Conan O'Brian
What a fucking jerk you are,
but still quite funny.

February 3rd, 2012

Dinner has to be
at six o clock or else we
might just lose our shit.

February 2nd, 2012

Special Ed. meetings
are about as fun as a
brand new paper cut

February 1st, 2012

Granola bar! Clocks!
Monkey knuckles clockwatcher
Jimminy cricket!