April 27th, 2012

18 holes of golf.
7 over for 9 and
the back: 9 over.

April 26th, 2012

Back on campus, she
moves like a chaotic storm.
What harm will she do?

April 25th, 2012

I feel supported.
Teachers recognize my worth
if parents do not.

April 24th, 2012

They held the meeting
in the conference room, fifteen
people hearing lies.

April 23rd, 2012

I returned to work
and danced through the spaghetti
of bureaucracy.

April 22nd, 2012

We had sex and golfed.
All's fair in love and golf and
I'm a lucky guy.

April 21st, 2012

I pitched well at pledge
drive but then I hit my head
on the microphone.

April 20th, 2012

I didnt' want to
clean that shed, but I did and
now it looks lovely.

April 19th, 2012

Parenting should be
a forty-two letter word.
Because it's that hard.

April 18th, 2012

When I'm at my best,
I'm a badass octopus
signing autographs.

April 17th, 2012

Anxiety plumes
from a consuming fire
burning in my heart.

April 16th, 2012

Springtime in New York,
I miss springtime in New York,
Baby, baby...ooooooo.

April 15th, 2012

A day in Berkeley,
at the Marina, playing,
and then some sushi.

April 14th, 2012

Spring break is here but...
I will begin by writing
my complaint response.

April 13th, 2012

The slander of moms,
crying witch, or bullying,
without cause or care.

April 12th, 2012

Students huddling
under desks, doors locked, and me
exposed to the threat.

April 11th, 2012

Sometimes I write the
day, in addition to the
month, for each haiku.

Tuesday, April 10th 2012

So many meetings!
Wait- didn't I write the same
haiku just last month?

April 9th, 2012

The Giants lost 3
but they're hitting and Zito
looks like he's twenty.

April 8th, 2012

Took a day off just
to settle my nerves, I called
in "well," said Derek.

April 7th, 2012

A mountain lion
strode in front of my car right
on Little Lake Road.

April 6th, 2012

I made three birdies,
but had lots of doubles too,
for an eighty-eight.

April 5th, 2012

I think just maybe
we balanced the budget and
we all keep our jobs.

April 4th, 2012

It's hard to be proud
of all my leadership when
it yields no returns.

April 3rd, 2012

Despite my efforts
to serve a student who needs
help, mom just needs more.

April 2nd, 2012

Monday means: man up,
get over yourself, be cool
and get the job done.

April 1st, 2012

No fun jokes today,
no pranks, tricks or anything
just bills that are due.