Saturday, April 28, 2012

Monday, April 23, 2012

April 23rd, 2012

I returned to work
and danced through the spaghetti
of bureaucracy.

April 22nd, 2012

We had sex and golfed.
All's fair in love and golf and
I'm a lucky guy.

April 21st, 2012

I pitched well at pledge
drive but then I hit my head
on the microphone.

Friday, April 20, 2012

April 20th, 2012

I didnt' want to
clean that shed, but I did and
now it looks lovely.

Thursday, April 19, 2012

April 19th, 2012

Parenting should be
a forty-two letter word.
Because it's that hard.

Wednesday, April 18, 2012

Sunday, April 15, 2012

April 15th, 2012

A day in Berkeley,
at the Marina, playing,
and then some sushi.

April 14th, 2012

Spring break is here but...
I will begin by writing
my complaint response.

April 13th, 2012

The slander of moms,
crying witch, or bullying,
without cause or care.

Saturday, April 14, 2012

April 12th, 2012

Students huddling
under desks, doors locked, and me
exposed to the threat.

Wednesday, April 11, 2012

April 11th, 2012

Sometimes I write the
day, in addition to the
month, for each haiku.

Tuesday, April 10th 2012

So many meetings!
Wait- didn't I write the same
haiku just last month?

Monday, April 9, 2012

April 9th, 2012

The Giants lost 3
but they're hitting and Zito
looks like he's twenty.

April 8th, 2012

Took a day off just
to settle my nerves, I called
in "well," said Derek.

Saturday, April 7, 2012

April 7th, 2012

A mountain lion
strode in front of my car right
on Little Lake Road.

April 6th, 2012

I made three birdies,
but had lots of doubles too,
for an eighty-eight.

Thursday, April 5, 2012

April 5th, 2012

I think just maybe
we balanced the budget and
we all keep our jobs.

Wednesday, April 4, 2012

April 4th, 2012

It's hard to be proud
of all my leadership when
it yields no returns.

April 3rd, 2012

Despite my efforts
to serve a student who needs
help, mom just needs more.

April 2nd, 2012

Monday means: man up,
get over yourself, be cool
and get the job done.

April 1st, 2012

No fun jokes today,
no pranks, tricks or anything
just bills that are due.